v4 16 Apr 2007 10:59 am
We Will LOCK You 1
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What? “We Will Lock You”’s Lock is supposed to be spelled with a “R”? To all you Queen fans that have pointed this out…
This is correct. Therefore, please say Lock while rolling your toungue.
Ok. We? Will? LLLLLLock, You.
Excellent.
For those of you who have “We Will Rock You,” if you start playing it halfway through reading it, you can really appreciate its effect.
Volume 4 Chapter 12 – We Will LOCK You
Anzai-sensei tried to pick up the trash that fell out of the trashcan (including the used panties). But Anzai-sensei was still 26 and a single woman. As expected, her hands froze, but even then she started picking up as if she reconsidered. If I had a video camera back then, I would have liked to video tape this scene that I saw out of the corner of my eye. The way she grabbed, no, pinched it was superb.
“N-no. Teacher, it’s ok. I… I… I will do it.”
Chuzai-san tried to run over to the trashcan, resulting in him losing the battle on the desk with Saijoh-kun. Shirai-sensei ended up getting a good look at “outrageous photo print” after all.
Chuzai-san, finally realizing that he “had been done in,” started looking around the RPS for more traps.
And.
He discovered the “even more outrageous photo print” that was sandwiched in the picture frame!!
“HVU!”
Humans normally exhale while using their voices, but when they’re really startled, they do it while inhaling. This had a “strange animalistic tone” to it.
To give a little explanation on the “even more outrageous photo print.” This was beyond the level of an ordinary porno picture, way past things like nudes and was in a “different world of super fetish.” Let’s see. For instance, if there was a couple that loved each other for ten years and this “outrageous photo print” was discovered in his room, 90% of women would think about breaking up. If I was her, I would break up without an explanation. Regardless of how many beautiful memories we had together. It was at that level. The real problem was why it was in the possession of Saijoh-kun who was in 11th grade at the time.
“T-teachers. T-this is theirs, I mean, these students…”
As if to interrupt Chuzai-san’s voice while he was explaining the situation,
RiRiRiRiRiRiRiRiRi
The phone rang. It sounded a little muffled.
Reluctantly, Chuzai-san went to pick up the phone, but as you know already, the phone had a phone cover on it.
“Uvaaa!!”
Chuzai-san let out another strange noise.
Even if it was someone else’s prank, there was no way he could show a phone covered with panties, used panties at that, to some women. This was a police box of justice after all. In a great hurry, he used his body to cover up the phone, and took the receiver in hand. Chuzai-san was acting very odd.
“H-h-hello. Th-this is the RPS.”
His voice was nervous.
“Yes, it is. What?”
“H-high school!?”
This phone call was actually made by one of our friends, a new character named “Chiba-kun,” from the “public phone across the street.” In every school or grade, there’s at least one person who is good at imitating teachers voices. He was that one. Chiba-kun was especially good at imitating the guidance counselor, Kudou-sensei’s voice, and it was impossible to tell the difference from the real person. Even among us members, we were tricked repeatedly. Because it was so similar, I’ve yelled “you can cut it out now!” to a phone call from the real Kudou-sensei.
To this “phone call from the high school,” Chuzai-san once again fell into panic. You could tell from looking at his back that he was furiously trying to take off the cover while on the phone.
But there was no way it was coming off, because it was “screwed in” with the legs. (Phones of that time had rubber screw in legs.)
“What? Shirai, sensei, you said? … aah, yes, she’s here… Y-yes. She is currently here, but…”
“Oh, for me?”
Shirai-sensei asked curiously.
Chuzai-san turned just his head and grunted towards Shirai-sensei.
“Ahh. Y-yes yes. I-I’ll put her on right now.”
But.
Even though he had said that he would put her on, he realized that there was no way he could hand her the phone with the panty cover on it.
Since it couldn’t be helped, he tried to hand her just the receiver while covering the base, but his posture was extremely “odd.”
Black phones had short curly cords, so he couldn’t gain distance.
It couldn’t be helped, so Shirai-sensei came closer and finally took the receiver. The curly cord had already become a straight one. Because they were pulling it so much, the base flipped over. Chuzai-san franticly tried to put it back.
But his hard work was in vain.
“Oh my. It’s disconnected…”
On top of that, Shirai-sensei had again mistakenly assumed that “the situation was already known at the school,” and had become totally uneasy. Shirai-sensei and Anzai-sensei looked at each other.
Chuzai-san thinking that it was because he dropped the phone said,
“What? It-it’s disconnected? S-sorry about that…”
No, it wasn’t. In actuality, Chiba-kun had disconnected this phone call from his end.
“Umm… Mr. Police Officer, may I please use the phone?”
It seems as though she wants to use the phone, Chuzai-san.
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