v4 10 Apr 2007 11:53 am
Jaime
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Leopard print………
For the first time, we realized that we had “chosen the wrong person.”
“It seems as though we have a different idea of sexy from your sister…”
“Yeah…”
Although we had said that, we had already blown 1200 Yen by paying her for the leopard print underwear… We were unable to endure this because it was at about the same time that “Kougai Blues” had sucked up our money. But if we asked Takaaki-kun’s sister one more time, she would probably say,
“What!? You saying that you don’t like the one I chose!?”
Hey, hey.
The result of that inquiry was brighter than day, so we didn’t have the guts to ask again.
And so we thought of an ultimate plan.
That was to “make a woman.”
No, it wasn’t something simple like making a lover. It was to
“create a woman.”
In short, a Bionic Jaime. In the general public, there are idiots who call this “wearing girl’s clothes,” but this was a remodel. Remodel.
We grabbed the shortest one of our members, a freshman named “Tange-kun” and told him the circumstances of our plan.
“What!? No way! Not something like that!”
We already knew his answer.
So we forcefully held down Tange-kun and started our remodeling.
The clothes were ones that we borrowed from the drama club and were “servant’s clothes.” The makeup was also stolen from the drama club. Of course the drama club was in a uproar.
“Hey! Where are you taking that!?”
“Shut up! If you want it back, bring a real girl!”
It wasn’t a normal conversation. It sounded more like a violent mountain bandit or pirate.
Back at the, remodeling Tange-kun room.
“W-what are you doing, Senpai!?”
“Just calm down! If you calm down, we won’t do anything.”
We were going to do more if he did calm down.
I cautioned Tange-kun.
“Listen up. You’re a remodeled human. You’re like Ichimonji Hayato from Kamen Rider.”
“K-Kamen Rider!?”
Tange-kun reflected on that for a moment, but
“That’s totally different!”
“Ah, foiled.”
“Just do it!”
If you were only listening, it sounded like the scene of a horrendous crime.
We made him wear a dress, stuffed paper to make his chest, made his hips with cloth, and made him wear pantyhose and makeup.
For the finishing touch, we made him put on the “leopard print underwear” over his pantyhose. Our Bionic Jaime was finally complete.
Tange-kun was already semi-crying.
But then,
“Beautiful…”
“For real…”
Everyone was surprised at the unexpected beauty of our remodel, even though he did have hairy legs.
Next, we took pictures.
“Listen up, if you don’t want us to distribute these pictures, do as we say.”
What kind of crime was this…? Kind of odd because it wasn’t just the pictures, the person himself was going to be distributed shortly.
“All right! Bionic Jaime! Your mission is to go buy the 3 underwear for 980 Yen!”
It was a pitiful mission.
About ten of us surrounded Jaime and we left the school. We really stood out. The school halls were in a uproar. I mean, even though he was the shortest, he was over 160cm (5′3″), so he was a big girl. On top of that, the clothes from the drama club were bizarre; it’s nationality was unidentifiable. And we also didn’t have shoes so he was wearing athletic shoes!
This was lots of fun. Out of all the things we had done, there wasn’t any time we laughed harder. I mean, you’ve never seen a servant walk through your town, have you? This one was going to go shopping, too.
We coached his, no, Jaime’s actions until we were in front of the drugstore and completed the flawless woman.
Go! Jaime!
Even though you were some sort of big foreign girl!
Since this project was so funny, all of us also went into the drugstore. We were having serious difficulties holding in our laughter during the time it took for him, I mean Jaime, to buy the panties.
The clerk was so suspicious. It made us think that it would have been better if we had just gone with our normal school uniforms.
But they couldn’t refuse any customers, so Jaime magnificently acquired two sets of 3 panties for 980 Yen each!!
After we rushed out of the store, we blew out the laughter that we had been holding in.
We must have laughed while rolling on the asphalt for 10 minutes. I thought I was going to die.
This is how we, after great suffering, acquired “panties.”
There were tears in everyone’s eyes.
From laughing too hard.
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