“Bokuchu” Us vs the Police: 700-Day War

The next day at school.
I was still regretting the inadvertent phrase, “I’m happy. Really,” that I said last night while on the phone with Takaaki’s sister. No, it’s not that she trapped me, I was regretting the “really” part of the “I’m happy. Really.”

Argh. Super perverted high schooler… too.

As I was contemplating that, the combo of Takaaki-kun and Saijoh-kun ran over, totally out of breath.

“T-Takaaki!” I said angrily.
“Ah, I’m sorry about last night! It was inexcusable!”
“Because of you, I’m…”
As I was trying to complain, Saijoh-kun cut in.
“Forget that, look at this! This!”

It was an advertisement for a larger drugstore in town.

He was pointing at

“Womens panties: 3 for 980 Yen!” (about $4 in 1975, $9 now)

“Hey, hey, don’t you think this is a huge chance?”

It was fairly odd for male high school students to be happy while looking at an advertisement for panties.
“And look. This blurb! Here!”

“Sometimes sexily…”

I see.

“See? 3 for 980 Yen is great. Is there any way we can get them during the sale?”
It was a huge sale for panties to be this price at the time.
“Hmm. I wish we could buy them.”

But my class had disproportionately more girls. If possible, I would like this done somewhere other than at my desk.

“What’s cheap?”

See? Girls were weak to the word “cheap” and advertisements.

We quickly flipped over the open advertisement and randomly pointed at things.
“What? Oh, here. This…”

What Takaaki-kun was pointing at was of all things, “sterile protective suits.”

“… It’s… sterile… protective suits. Protective suits…”
“Yeah… protective suits, so cheap… I wish… I had some…”

In the country, these things also appeared in advertisements on the flip side of “Sometimes sexily…”

Even though we had found a cheap place, we hadn’t figured out the important part, how to acquire them.

On top of that, I had somewhere I had to go that day. It was Takaaki-kun’s house. I had to clear my name of the “super pervert,” and it would also be a problem if I couldn’t go there anymore. That sister was someone who could easily say something like “no perverts can cross the threshold of this house!”

As usual, Saijoh-kun was on the back of my bike. Takaaki-kun was on his bike by himself in front of us.

His sister went by train to a girl’s school a little ways away. We waited for her to come home and visited her room.

“Oh! Erotic High schooler! How dare you waltz in.”
“No… the truth is…”
We told her the real reason why we wanted the underwear including our revenge on Chuzai-san.

“So… that’s why. It’s not that we wanted ones that you wore.”
“I see. You should have told me that first.”
Someone who yelled and hung up the phone should not say something like that. But it was a relief that at least I was able to clear up the misunderstanding with his sister.

“I was thinking that you wanted my just worn panties.”
“No, no. We don’t need THAT.”
Fool! Saijoh!

“What did you say? Saijoh, ‘THAT’?”
After grabbing Saijoh-kun’s collar, she said
“Ehh? It sounds like you’re saying that the ones I wore are dirty. Hey!”
Even though hoodlums would walk away from Saijoh-kun in the allies, he was like a kitten when against her.

“N-no. Not in any way. I want the ones you wore even more, but…”
“What did you say? You perverted kid!”
What kind of answer was she expecting?

The mind of a delinquent girls leader was complicated.

“Ok! I’ll go buy some for you.”
“What? Really?”
“Yeah. Let’s go now.”

We found the means of acquiring them in an unexpected place. Yeah. We should have done this to begin with. We followed his sister with smiles on our faces.

Shortly after entering the drugstore, his sister came out with a small bag.

“Here. I got ones so sexy that even I was embarrassed!”

“T-thank you very much! Onee-sama^*1!”
“It was 1200 yen. Pay up guys.”
What? Wasn’t it 3 for 980 Yen?

But because our chests were filled with anticipation, we moved over to the open lot next to the store and opened the bag excitedly.

“Hey, hurry up!”
“Don’t rush me!”
“Hmm, I’m so excited.”
“I wonder if girls open them in the same way?”
“No… There’s no way that they do.”
“Enough of that, hurry, hurry!”

The underwear that was pulled out with much anticipation was,

Leopard print!?

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