“Bokuchu” Us vs the Police: 700-Day War

“Underwear for underwear.”
Although we had said that, it was a bigger problem than we thought. The underwear that what we “wanted” wasn’t the underwear that we wore, without saying, it was the one that girls wore, the so-called “panty” variety. On top of that, according to our plan, it had to be the sexy kind, not like Saijoh-kun’s mom’s underwear.

It was an almost impossible task for a male high schooler to acquire them. It didn’t seem hard for a girl high schooler to acquire the male variety; I wonder where this discreptancy came from.

“Inoue. Can’t you get some from you little sister, Yuko-chan?”
Saijoh-kun said.

“Y-you idiot! There’s no way!”
Great Inoue-kun replied.

“Then can you steal some?”
“Like I said before, where in the world is there a brother that steals his little sister’s underwear!?”

Great Inoue-kun continued,
“On top of that, we can’t use one like my little sister wears. She’s in 9th grade, NINTH! Don’t we want one that’s sexier?”

“What!? What kind does Yuko-chan wear?”
The topic had already shifted to Yuko-chan’s underwear designs.

“Well… like cherry patterns…”
Great Inoue-kun answered honestly.
“Ohhhhhhhhh!”

“or striped…”
“Ohhhhhhhhh!”

There was excitement every time Great Inoue said another.
Oh, God… Why did you make guys like this?

“And, and?”

“Anyway. We’re not talking about Yuko-chan’s underwear designs, are we?”

“Yeah. But we should while we’re at it.”
What do you mean!?

“Well then. Takaaki. You go borrow your older sister’s!”
Saijoh-kun continued.
It appears as though this guy didn’t care about the plan; he just wanted underwear.

“D-don’t be stupid! If she finds out, she’ll kill me!”

Takaaki-kun’s sister was 18, one year older than we were. Maybe it shouldn’t be said, but if you think in terms of women’s underwear, it was the most valuable age. But as Takaaki kun had implied, she was stronger than he was, so his point was very valid.

“Hmmm.”

There were 8 among us that had sisters, but nobody stepped up regarding this matter. Saijoh-kun and I only had brothers, so we didn’t really understand, but it must have been “a big deal.”

“Then… our only options are to steal or buy them…”
“Steal… is no good. If you get caught, being a panty thief…”
“Hmm…”
That’s true.

“How about asking one of our classmates? I think it’ll work if someone like Murayama asked, right?”
“Yeah, yeah. It’s for times like these that he’s popular with the ladies.”
No… I don’t think it’s for times like these that he’s popular with the ladies.

“D-don’t be stupid! What am I supposed to do after that?”
Murayama-kun came back with an obvious response.

“How about you go trick a girl into buying some? You’re Zhuge Liang Kong Ming, right?”
He was talking to me.

I don’t think Zhuge Liang Kong Ming ever anguished over something like this. What kind of ruse should I use to trick the girls anyway? No script came to mind.

It was a big barrier whether we bought, stole, or ask for it. To us male high schoolers, it can be said that its value was equal to that of a diamond, in a lot of different ways. Until then, I hadn’t thought of the panty as such an amazing thing.

We ended up discarding the “receiving” and “stealing,” and focused on buying. It was the safest, well, the only way that wasn’t a crime. So we all put our minds together and found the “easiest place to buy girls underwear.”

It was “the hospital store.”

If we used the reason that “my little sister’s hospitalized here,” then couldn’t we buy some from the hospital store? That was our plan. Great idea! I recommend it to other guys who are anguishing over the same thing.

We decided that we would go that day, and so the three main members headed for the municipal hospital.

But…

It was a hospital so its clientele was a little different from normal. The woman’s underwear in the store was very plain.

“Hmm. We can’t use these in our plan…”
We said as we curiously compared items in front of the women’s underwear section. It was already unusual.

“Can I help you?”
asked a kind woman attendant.

I started,
“Ehh… My older sister’s going into long term hospitalization so I need to buy her some underwear…”
“Hmm…”
Now that I think about it, it was very odd for three high school males to be deciding on what underwear to buy a hospitalized older sister. Although the attendant looked a little skeptical, everything was going according to plan up to now…

… until Takaaki-kun said,

“Do you have something sexier?”

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