“Bokuchu” Us vs the Police: 700-Day War

We met in an empty classroom that was our base and waited for the paper bag to be opened.

“Well… Take a look.”

Saijoh-kun pulled out the contents one by one.

The first was the “fly tape” in a plastic bag. The bookstore owner was too honest. He didn’t have to return that.

Then, the magazine “S* Fan,” February issue. As always, it’s a dreadful cover.

The only thing left should have been Saijoh-kun’s “mom’s worn out underwear.” But one paper back book came out. And folded in that book was one neatly ironed pair of underwear.

“What’s that book?”

We had no recollection.

When we looked closer, it was an erotic novel. And the title was

“Female Teacher Kyoko’s ** Extracurricular Lesson!”

What????

“It’s this. I have no idea what to do” said Saijoh-kun.

“This title is an amazing find… Because of it, Shirai won’t look at my eyes anymore.”

We were silent for about 10 seconds. But in the next moment,

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

We cracked up! Even the kanji for Kyoko-sensei’s name was the same! How amazing!

“Ah ha ha ha. Female teacher Kyoko, huh? Ah ha ha ha ha ha. He really did it. Chuzai!”
We were laughing so hard we couldn’t breathe.

To this, Saijoh-kun was offended and
“It’s no laughing matter! Kudou the guidance counselor saw it, too. This and the underwear! They wouldn’t believe me anyway even if I told them that it was a police officer, either!”

“Ah ha ha ha. That’s so true. Hey! Stop laughing, guys. Ah ha ha ha ha. This is no joke. Bwa ha ha ha.”

“Because of it, it makes it look like I have interest in Shirai, doesn’t it?”

“Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That’s so true. It looks like that. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.”

“No. It’s no laughing matter. This underwear, too. Doesn’t it look like I’m preciously holding onto Shirai’s?”

“Wah ha ha ha. It does! It’s neatly ironed, too! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It’s your mom’s too! Wah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.”

“You know, when we have away meets with the track team? From Kudou’s point of view, it looks like I stole it then… Shirai’s underwear… Shirai’s gone silent, too…”

“Y-y-yeah… You have away meets… Silent!? Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Argh, I can’t breathe any more. Stop now.”

“I’m saying that it’s no laughing matter!”
Saijoh-kun said seriously.

“… Though, Chuzai’s even figured out who Saijoh’s homeroom teacher is.”

To this comment, Takaaki-kun said,
“Yeah. Our homeroom teachers are often called out to the police station.”

I see… It was already totally obvious then.

“I need to see Shirai every day… What should I do?”
It appeared as though it was a serious problem to him.

We finally regained some composure.

“That Chuzai isn’t an ordinary guy.”
“Yeah. It’s a surprise that someone like him is a police officer.”
“What an outrage that someone like him be assigned here…”

But it wasn’t time to be standing around and doing nothing.

“Should we get revenge?”

To this Saijoh-kun said

“Of course! An eye for an eye! Underwear for underwear!”

What are you emphasizing “underwear” for…?

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