v2 26 Mar 2007 10:15 am
VS. Bookstore 2
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“If you didn’t do anything wrong, you can show me, right?
“We didn’t do anything wrong…”
We said it as if we did do something wrong.
“Then show me!”
Said the owner as he forcefully pulled away Saijoh’s and my bag. After slamming the bags on the desk, he patted down the outside of them and after discovering book shaped objects, had a “I thought so” kind of expression on his face.
The owner first went after Saijoh-kun’s bag.
“S-stop it. Please!”
Saijoh-kun tried to stop him using “please,” a word he didn’t use very often.
With unstoppable determination, the owner opened the zipper. But since we had broken the zipper, it would only open part way. The owner reluctantly stuck his hand in the bag and started pulling things out one by one.
But as soon as the owner put his hand in,
“Hmm?”
Some creases appeared on his forehead.
When the owner pulled his hand out, there was something making a crackling noise stuck to his hand.
That was
“Fly paper.”
<The black dots are all flies! It’s unusual to catch this many.>
Have you ever seen fly paper? It’s a paper ribbon with birdlime spread on it, and when flies land on it, they get stuck. It’s a bug control tool you don’t see too often anymore. Fly paper was an essential part for a lot of our evilness, so please keep this funky item in mind. Usually, it’s rolled up when it’s stored, but we unraveled it a little when we put it in the bag.
The owner was shaking his hand to try to get it off, but his opponent, birdlime, would not be undone so easily.
“Wh-why do you have something like this?”
The owner was quite right in asking that question, but Saijoh-kun answered,
“That’s none of your business.”
That’s quite right, too.
After the owner got himself out of this fly trap curse, he stuck his hand in the bag again, even though he was obviously bothered by the stickiness of his hand.
The next thing he pulled out was…
Saijoh-kun’s “mom’s worn-out underwear.”
“Wh-why do you have something like this?”
“That’s none of your business.”
Quite right, quite right.
The big disaster occurred next when the owner pulled out the “rag.”
WAAAFFFT
“What?”
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