v2 14 Mar 2007 02:41 pm
Cheering Squad 1
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Of all things, I was the poor high schooler, caught with a mountain of the super porno mag “** Fan.” There was no mistake that the person who made that mountain was none other than Chuzai-san, but I wonder if he was at our school in his uniform tying it on my bike? That cop goes beyond imagination.
That aside, I must now live my life as a “pervert” at school starting tomorrow. “Pervert” on top of bring an “ex-convict”… I had to prepare myself for the fact that there would be no teenage romances for me within my class. On top of that, the string still wasn’t coming off.
At that moment, the real “pervert” Saijoh-kun came by with some of his friends after their club activity.
“Saijohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
“Hey. What are you guys doing over there?”
What a big difference with those girls in the exact same situation! The girls had pink voices, but this guy’s was black.
After we told him what happened, he surprisingly didn’t laugh but folded his arms and was deeply contemplating the stack of ** Fan.
“Hmm.”
Saijoh, you don’t have to think. To tell you the truth, it’s useless.
“Hmm…” he continued.
“You know what?”
“What?”
“Doesn’t that packaging string captivate you because it looks like straw rope?”
That’s why… you didn’t have to think…
After that, he pulled a lighter out of his pocket and burned the strings. The magazines were happily released from their bonds. But Saijoh, why do you have a lighter in your pocket? Or was it pointless for me to ask?
Saijoh and his friends had brought our total number up to six and we moved our bikes over to the guys parking to talk about counter-measures.
“It feels like we just gave the enemy ammunition this time.”
“Who was it that said that we should leave them all?”
Saijoh’s question was met with the whole group pointing their fingers at him, to which he responded,
“What? Was it me?”
Yes, it was. The idea was Saijoh-kun’s to begin with.
“Well, sometimes plans will fail. Instead, we should think about when we’ll take our next action.”
He said to try to smooth things over.
In truth, we were disappointed in our continued failures.
In any case, I was an “ex-convict,” “the pits,” and a “pervert” because of Saijoh.
“Doesn’t him counterattacking mean that our plan had some effect?”
That’s true. You could say that. But the problem was the other eight books. The question was how Chuzai-san was going to use those. On top of that, one of them had butter in it.
So we decided to quickly move on to our next plan. We first had to investigate “Chuzai-san’s daily routine.”
It’s was like an elementary school kid’s free project, but the objectives were totally different. To our joy, Chuzai-san hadn’t met two of our six, so they were perfect for the job. We vowed to each other to make this plan a success.
However, however.
The chance for our counterattack arrived sooner than expected. God hadn’t forsaken me, even though I was “the pits,” a “pervert,” and an “ex-convict”…
This happened a couple of minutes after our meeting.
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