v2 13 Mar 2007 04:49 pm
The Butter Rebellion 1
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Thank you for waiting. I don’t know how many of you were waiting, but regardless, volume 2 is starting.
Crimes committed by youth have been increasing recently, so when I think back, it was really a good time. After all, all those pranks were allowed (no, they weren’t.)
“Bokuchu” Us vs the Police: 700-Day War Volume 2
1. The Butter Rebellion
In response to Chuzai-san’s declaration of war, we left 12 issues of ** Fan on his desk. Saijoh-kun got on the back of my bike and was commanding me to “run away” and “speed up,” but after a while, he looked as if he were in deep thought.
“Saijoh, you sure about that? Weren’t those books expensive?”
Saijoh-kun responded,
“What? No problem. I’ve got them all memorized.”
It appears as though that wasn’t what was bothering him. But memorizing porno mags? Plus, didn’t it have hundreds of pages?
“Man, you should memorize other things if you have the brains for things like that.”
“Well… You get better at the things you like. There’s strong and weak points even in the brain.”
I wonder what kind of things he’s good at. There’s no mistake that 90% of this guy’s brain was filled with worldly desires.
But
“Ah. Did you guys want to look at it too?”
Ugh… I couldn’t say anything to that.
“The only thing is… that book…”
Saijoh-kun continued.
“Has more advanced techniques than the last one… I wonder if his wife will be ok.”
That’s what you were thinking about? What are you talking about, technique? What technique? More advanced techniques than in “Girls who xxxx with ropes”?
“Well… If she is ok with it, that would be a problem, too…”
Why is that a problem for him?
“You were thinking about that again?”
“No no. This time it’s something else. Something more grave.”
“What is it? Tell us.”
Just because it’s him, there’s no telling what impact this will have on the plan.
“Well, the January issue out of that bunch…”
“Uh huh.”
“Has butter spread all over it.”
“What?”
“And it wouldn’t dry out.”
Why does it have butter on it? The reason for that is, for a while there was a rumor that the black ink they used to censor these kinds of books would come off with butter. Of course it was just a hoax. Since butter is oily, it will supposedly leave a lasting stain… or so I’ve heard.
“You… left that one, too?”
“What? You guys are the ones who told me to leave all 12!”
We were, but in that case 11 would have been ok…
“Sigh…”
Saijoh-kun didn’t have any understanding of why everyone else but him sighed.
“On top of that, it was almost all the pages…”
Give up if it doesn’t work on 1 page! Why try it with all of them!?
“What? Wouldn’t you, normally?”
I don’t understand this guy’s “normal.”
Either way, we were certain that our challenge to battle was an embarrassing one.
Continues to volume 2 chapter 2. Please remember about this “January issue.”
