v1 12 Mar 2007 12:47 pm
Kickoff to Tomorrow
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We headed over to Saijoh-kun to tell him of the developments and to give him a piece of our minds.
After listening, Saijoh-kun was contemplating what we had to say, as was custom.
In his case though, his thinking often looked like he was resting and it was hard for us to tell which he was doing.
“So…”
He said after a while. The result of his “contemplation” was,
“did his wife have any rope mark on her wrists?”
What?
How can I express our disappointment?
“We never saw her. You don’t understand the situation, do you?
“Oh, you never saw her. Then there’s no way to confirm.”
No… It wasn’t as if we went to the residential police substation (RPS) to confirm that.
The real problem was of course the “character” of Chuzai-san. We’ve done plenty of “bad things” but we had never received a “counterattack” from an adult before, so we were honestly stunned.
“I heard that that Chuzai-san was a former zoku member.”
It was our friend with the police officer brother who said that.
By “zoku” he meant “bousouzoku” and not Kizoku (nobility) and Kazoku (family). The chance of this being true was high because of the source.
“Well, I’ll confirm it with my brother when he comes home tonight, but I heard it once before.”
“Zoku, huh…”
We decided to hold an “emergency meeting” after school but in the meantime, Saijoh-kun was called over the school speaker system. Saijoh-kun being called over the school speaker system occurred more often than emergency drills, so the whole school was used to it, at same time, we knew it was always a trigger for something to happen.
After school, all of us met and discussed “countermeasures,” but the conclusion was already made. There was no way we were going to back down from such a worthy adversary. We were further excited by our opponent having “authority.”
It was called “epic plan for revenge.” The first part was to be carried out tomorrow.
When I got home from school, my mom was in the yard and said
“The Chuzai-san was here a couple minutes ago.”
“Huh? Chuzai?”
I had a bad feeling about this.
“He said you forgot the copy of the lost item report and brought it here for you. He asked me to give it to you.”
So this is why he asked, “you sure you don’t need to take this?”
It was an official copy of the “girls who xxxx with ropes” report. Now that I think about it, I don’t think that was an official document. It was probably one made from Chuzai-san’s copy which would make it a forgery, but by this time we knew he was the type to easily do this kind of stuff.
“You…”
“What is it?”
“Turned in a book you found. How admirable of you.”
Chuzai-san must have thought my mother to be “an average mother” but he was totally wrong. There was a reason for her being called “prodigy.”
The next day, we again visited the RPS with Saijoh in the lead, and left neatly standing on his desk, from January to December, one year’s worth of ** Fan.
How magnificent those 12 issues looked!
This was our “answer” to Chuzai-san.
At any rate, Saijoh, you were getting ** Fan every month!?
Volume 1 – The End
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