v1 12 Mar 2007 12:47 pm
Chuzai-san’s Counterattack 1
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The next day, we changed our commute route. Usually our path took us in front of the residential police substation, but it would be bad to bump into him again. The alternate route had a very steep hill which we usually avoided because we were on bikes, but there was no other option right now.
But.
As we crested the hill and neared the intersection
“Oh, there you are.”
The person who was there was… Chuzai-san in his uniform. Although Chuzai-san did some traffic monitoring, it was clear that he was after us.
“I heard that you dropped by yesterday.”
“Yes… We thought an apology was in order…”
Things were developing very badly.
“That’s very admirable of you. Now… about that book…”
Oh no!
Saijoh-kun commuted by train at the time, so he wasn’t with us. It’s always like this…
“Book?”
“Yeah, about that book. Was it something you forgot?”
“No… we… we found that somewhere and brought it in as lost and found. Right?”
“That’s right. We found that. Oh, we left it at the residential police substation?”
We were in monotone by this time. At this time, I caught Chuzai-san grinning out of the corner of my eye.
“Oh really. That’s admirable. That was a dangerous book for you guys.”
That book was “dangerous” even for adults.
“So, where’d you pick it up?’
“Um… I think in front of the butcher.”
“Really, so maybe it’s the butcher’s? Anyways…”
“Because it’s lost and found, I need you to fill out some forms.”
Forms?
For a porno magazine?
On top of that, one called “** Fan”?
On top of that, on top of that, the one owned by Saijoh-kun?
“Oh, in that case, we’ll stop by after school with the guy who picked it up…”
“That won’t do.”
“There’s no guarantee that you guys will drop by afterwards. Fill them out now.”
“But as you can see, we’ll be late to sch…” He stopped us mid-sentence.
“I’ll contact the school so it’ll be ok. You won’t get a tardy for helping out the police. It’s your obligation as a citizen.”
What!? Obligation for a porno?
“No… We’ll come after school…”
“Come to think of it, my wife wanted to see you guys again. She said you guys were funny…”
“We’ll come!”
Hey! What the heck; don’t say that.
We head towards the resident police substation, our dirty intentions getting the better of us. Since we were already really close, we were there in a moment.
I was the one who ended up sitting across from Chuzai-san because I was the one to inquire last time. In short, I was made to be the person who found the book.
Chuzai-san then called the school in front of us.
“Hello. Is this the school? I’m calling from the residential police substation. Thanks for all your cooperation the other day.”
Does he mean cooperation on our suspensions?
“Right now I’m with **-kun, **-kun, and **-kun from your school. They brought in some lost and found. Really admirable for students.”
“Yes, it was actually an adult magazine.”
What?
“I’m currently having them fill out forms, so they’ll be late for school today.”
He got us… No one would bring in a porno magazine as a lost and found. It’s inevitable that we’ll be called in by the guidance counselor! We had just got off our suspensions, too.
As Chuzai-san put the phone down with a grin, we could clearly see the flames of vengeance burning in his eyes.
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