v1 09 Mar 2007 06:19 pm
Declaration of War 2
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“Excuse us.”
The rear of the residential police substation was connected to Chuzai-san’s living quarters. After we confirmed Saijoh-kun’s trap, we called even louder for his “wife.”
“Comiiing 
“
Man. Even if she was married, her voice came across as sexy and cute. There was even a behind it. Saijoh-kun was even more excited in anticipation, even though he setup the porno trap. Outside, the other “tourists” were blanketing the residential police substation. In all, there were 13 of us. They were all hiding behind objects, but because we were in the middle of such a small town, it wasn’t very effective.
His wife appeared before us wearing a light blue apron.
“Oh Students from last time? May I help you? “
Duh- ☆。.:*・゜
I saw it for the first time. Really beautiful women really do have flowers floating around them just like in the manga.
“Um…”
Because it was my second time meeting her, it wasn’t too bad, but when I glanced over at Saijoh-kun, he looked even more surprised. His face was already bright red. He’s surprisingly innocent for someone who was a dedicated reader of “** Fan.” At least close your mouth.
“Ah Did you come to see my husband? “
“Yes, we came to apologize to Chuzai-san about the other day.”
That was of course a big lie. But it wasn’t like we could tell someone else’s wife that, “we came to see you.”
But
“Oh, about the cymbals? “
Dang! It looked like that reptile was using our stories for entertainment again… She knew about us yet again.
“My husband isn’t here right now I think he’ll be back soon though… “
What!? If he’s coming back soon, we should be leaving soon too! That’s what I thought, but
“Would you like to wait? I can put on some coffee “
Incredible! Even though we were much younger and had been in trouble for two weeks straight, she offered us coffee. Does any other residential police substation like this exist?
“Y-y-yes!”
replied Saijoh-kun, sounding like the theme song from “Hakushon Daimaou.”
Idiot! Don’t lose yourself! What about the porno!?
“No, if he’s not home, we’ll be on our way. Please give him our reguards.”
I took the hand of Saijoh-kun, who was “stunned” by his wife’s spell, and forced him out of the residential police substation. Now that I think back, she really was beautiful. Out of the beautiful people I’ve seen with my own eyes, she’s in the top three.
Our conversation while pedaling back on our bikes went like this:
“She really is beautiful. I’m surprised.”
“Yeah. I’m even more surprised that she’s that Chuzai’s wife. I guess you can never tell by looking.”
We were satisfied just “from seeing a beauty.” Sad if you think about it.
Though, for some reason, Saijyo-kun had the lone sad face.
“Ahh. I shouldn’t have left the porno there… What if they find it and think I left it?”
Well, even if they think that… It was your idea and you left it there, so THAT’S WHAT THE TRUTH IS.
“What should I do? Leaving a book like that…”
Saijoh-kun was totally regretting the declaration of war.
“Hmmm.” As everyone was contemplating a solution in silence,
“If they use it as a guide, his wife will get this and that done…”
That’s what you were concerned about!?
“Argh! I’m such a moron!!”
Yes, you are. Especially your point of concern.
This guy was always the cause.
Either way, the first shot was fired regardless of his “reconsideration.” Actually, he fired it. We can’t go back now.
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