“Bokuchu” Us vs the Police: 700-Day War

The clone wife finally finished at the register and left the store. The glimpse that we caught of her conversation with the cashier lady only made her look even more like the wife.

We decided to leave the store and follow her some more. But, for some reason, our conversation was still dragging along the “tampons” from before.

“Why do you know where the tampons are anyways?”
To this Saijoh-kun replied,
“Hmm. Spring of knowledge?”
“Sounds like a useless spring.”
“No way. It comes in handy sometimes!”
“Like when…?”
“That one time! To Kudou! Remember that time when someone replaced his chalk with tampons?”
“Ahh. Kudou-sensei went into a rage.”
“Why should I hide it. That was Lord Me.”
I see. So the reason why all of us got called out that time was because of your “Lordship”…?

“But there were 6 left over. That was a problem.”
“Six? That’s an odd number.”
“Fufufufufu. That’s kids are such a burden. Things like that contain one weeks worth.”

Ohhhhhhhh.

To this, everyone nodded. Spring of knowledge it was… Though, it did seem useless after all.

“Oh yeah. Should I give them to Yuko-chan, Inoue?”
“No!”
“Really? They’re still usable.”
“Where is there a brother that gives his little sister tampons as a present!?”
“What? They don’t?”

What did this guy think sisters were for?

“Oh, I see. Yuko-chan’s a napkin user!”
“That’s not what I meant!”

“I guess it can’t be helped. I guess I’ll play with the neighborhood kids with the applicators.”

Applicators… If it weren’t for this, it would have been a word that we never would have had a relationship with. On top of that, to play with kids using the applicators… How?

While we were arguing over such petty things, our distance to her grew a little.

“Why don’t we just talk to her in person and ask her?”
When I thought our conversation had finally gotten reasonable, I heard
“What? Ask if she uses tampons or napkins?”

“No… It’s about time you moved away from that, Saijoh.”

After a little while, the lady went into the RPS as expected.

“So she really is the wife’s twin?”
“Hmm. It would be amazing if she was.”
“Yeah. It’s amazing that there are two beauties like that in the world.”

And as we were peering into the RPS,

Following some noisy sounds,

“Where are they!?”

Chuzai-san made an appearance. So, he was back.

Following him was his wife, no the other lady?

“I’m not sure, but they were following behind me saying tampon this, and brassiere that!”

“Ok! I’ll go arrest perverted bastards like those immediately!”

“There were 5 or 6 of them. The looked like high schoolers but they were so gross!”

What?

Judging by what was being said, it seems she was talking about us.

“Ok! I’ll catch them no matter what!”

Chuzai-san was totally motivated.

We decided that it was time to leave our position.

But,

“Ahh! There, it’s those kids!”

Oh no. We felt like we were in troube, even though we had no idea what the trouble was.

“All right. Hey! You high schoolers over there…… Oh, you guys again?”

“Mr. Policeman. Good afternoon… Thanks for the food last time…”

Chuzai-san seemed shocked beyond words.

“What? You know them? Brother-in-law-san.”

“Yeah. There’s no one that doesn’t in this neighborhood. They’re the brat group that I told you about last night.”

“Ah! These kids are the party of perverted high schoolers?”

“Party of perverts” were pretty harsh words for a first meeting.

Hearing the commotion, the “real wife” also came out. Everyone was there now.

“Oh… Hi kids…”

At this point, we explained our situation for the first time.

“Ufufufu. Are you surprised? She’s my little sister. She’s actually three years younger.”

“Really? Even then, you guys look really alike.”

“Really really. We wouldn’t have known the difference if it wasn’t for the double hook.”

“What? Double hook?”

“N-nothing. I see; she’s your little sister.”

“Pleased to meet you. I’m her little sister Minako. My sister’s family is indebted to you guys.”
We finally received a proper greeting.

But Chuzai-san,
“Don’t be stupid! They’re the ones that are causing me trouble!”
“I’m not sure why you guys are stalking, but that’s not good. You want to get shot!?”

“S-sorry.”

According to the wife’s introduction, Minako-san was a college student studying science in Tokyo. She just happened to be on summer break now and was staying with her sister to study the stars.

Leaving that, they really were identical.

At this point, Great Inoue-kun asked Minako-san,

“Um… How long will you be staying over here?”

“I plan on staying at least until Bon festival. I can see the great summer triangle really well here. It’s not possible in Tokyo.”

“Is that so… Till Bon festival…”

Watching him, I kind of understood why Great Inoue-kun was the only one who was able to tell them apart. That’s right. He had fallen in “love” with Minako-san.

Saijoh-kun then said,

“By the way, Minako-san…”

“Yes?”

“Will you please show me your wrists?”

Ahh… Party of perverts…

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