“Bokuchu” Us vs the Police: 700-Day War

“Thanks for the food.”

Murayama-kun and Chiba-kun from the early group were waiting for us outside when we left the RPS.

“Must have been tough.”
Murayama-kun said.

“No, no. His wife gave us ice cream, so we were fairly lucky.”
I replied.
“On top of that, we got the grand light dress service from his wife!”
That was Saijoh-kun.
No, it wasn’t like she was dressing lightly for us.

To that, Murayama-kun and Chiba-kun asked,
“Wife? Chuzai’s?”
with their faces filled with wonder.

“That’s odd…”
“Why?”
“Because. We were cooling off at the supermarket and Chuzai-san’s wife was there the whole time.”

“Stop lying. You’re just jealous because we got to see her dress lightly.”
Saijoh-kun seemed to be more thankful about that than the ice cream.

“No. She was shopping. Right, Chiba?” “Yeah. No mistake about it. This one was dressed lightly, too.”
“What!? Ours was definitely more lightly dressed!”
Saijoh. Stop competing over light dress… of someone’s wife…

But then, we all looked at each other. Beauties like that aren’t just lying around all over the place. If they were lying around, we would pick one up. By the way, the new character “Chiba-kun” from volume 4 was the younger brother of a police officer who said, “Waseda boat club” in “We are the Wind.” This guy’s jokes weren’t very witty, but we had a lot of trust in what he said.

What does that mean?
Two wives?

“Is she still there? I mean, the fake wife.”
“Ahh. She might be. We just left not too long ago.”

Was there anything so bizarre? We made a party with 6 people and headed to the supermarket.

“Geh! It’s true! It’s the wife!”
“See. It’s no mistake, right?”
“W-what is that?”
“T-twins? I haven’t heard that though…”
Even her clothes and hair were the same! Was it teleportation?

So we decided that we would observe from afar. Back then though, supermarkets were regulated to their size by law, so it wasn’t very big. Even though we felt like we were hiding, or maybe I should say that the more we tired to hide, the more suspicious the six of us looked.

Then, at the same time, Saijoh-kun and Great Inoue-kun said,
“No. That’s not the wife.”

“How do you know?”

To this Saijoh-kun replied,

“It’s because the wife’s brassiere had a single hook, but this person’s has a double hook. To put it simply, this person has a larger chest.”

Ohhhhhh.

Even if it had to do with brassieres, we were greatly surprised by his insight. But when did he confirm that much?

“Saijoh, you’re amazing. To go that far, it’s admirable.”
“Fu fu fu. Stop the praising, you idiot.”
I wasn’t praising you, you idiot.

“Inoue, did you figure it out by her brassiere, too?”
“Do be stupid! Don’t put me with Saijoh!”
He said with expected resentment.
“I… can kind of tell. She looks totally different from the wife…”
“Hmm.”

“By the way, your little sister Yuko-chan uses a single hook A-cup.”
Once again, unnecessary comment…
“You! What parts of a ninth grader are you looking at!?”
A quiet fist fight had started with Great Inoue-kun. Inoue-kun was understandably angry.

Bra

“By the way, senpai.”
“What is it? Jaime?”
“What’s this double hook and single hook about?”

“Idiot. You don’t know anything, do you?”
He’s the last person you want to hear that from. It was information that wouldn’t be a obstacle if we male high schoolers didn’t know it for our whole lives.

“If you turn at the very end there, there’s a rack. There’s a lot of brassieres there, so go yourself and check!”
Saijoh-kun said.

“You’ve even memorized where they’re displayed?”

“What? N-no. It’s because I come here a lot with my mom! I, I have a general idea of where things are!”

“I see. Then where are the tomatoes?”

“T-t-t-t-t-t-tomatomatomatomato? The tomatoes were, let me see… I think they’re over there. Over there!”
Obviously not specific…

“How about the tampons?”

“The middle and bottom shelves in the next aisle! The sanitary napkins are on the top. The ones for night time use are on the right.”

“All you know about are things like that!”

Our very conspicuous stalking was made even more conspicuous by this good-for-nothing disturbance, and we were very much seen by the wife look-alike lady.

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